If you’re hoping to impress a discerning dog lover this holiday season, you have come to the right place. This season, I Love Dogs Diamonds features a showstopper for even the most pampered of pooches: The $3,200,000 Amour, Amour diamond dog collar. (You would need good Pet Insurance to have that covered!)

The platinum, 18-karat white gold and crocodile collar is set with over 1,600 diamonds. So what self-respecting dog would wear this?

“It would be absolutely perfect for Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua, Tinkerbell!” i Love Dogs, Inc., general manager Martha Smith tells FOX411.com. “They’ll both love it!”

If $3.2 million clams is too steep for your budget, but you still want some glamour for Fido, Wags and Tags’ Bowl Me Over dog tag fits the bill. Domestic diva Rachel Ray owns one, while one of Jessica Biel’s lucky dogs sports one with pave Cubic Zirconias.

“There are no other luxury dog tags like these—and they come with matching people pendants,” Wags and Tags owner Sandy Hirsch tells FOX411.com. “Jessica told me that she loves her dog’s tag so much, she’s planning on getting herself a matching people pendant.”

Prices for the dog and people pendants range from $199-$599.